Thursday, September 08, 2011

Labels

Gay ka or Bi?

Huh? Anong klaseng tanong yan? And more importantly, does it matter?

Oo naman. Bi kasi ako at medyo naiilang ako kasama mga gay.

Tulad ng sabi ko, does it matter? Ang bading ay pumatatol sa kapwa lalaki. Ang bisexual, sa parehong lalaki at babae. So ano
Ang common ground nila? Parehas silang pumapatol sa kaparehas nila ng kasarian.


Eh kasi..

Eh kasi baka ang ibig mong sabihin effemenate ba ako or straight acting?

Ah parang ganun nga. So ano ka?

Well, to answer your original question, yes, I am gay. And for someone who calls himself bisexual, I can say that I am, in many ways, more than capable of carrying that label.

Excuse me. Hindi po ako halata.

Hindi ka halatang ano? Gay or Bi? Haha! See? Ikaw mismo nalilito sa mga labels mo.

Ah, bading ka nga. Ang daldal mo eh.

At ikaw hindi? Kung di ka halata, ano ako? Straight? Madaldal ako kasi mas marami akong alam kesa sayo. You are obviously misinformed and you lack knowledge kaya di mo ma-defend sarili mo. Saka please, stop that bisexual shit. Or that discreet crap.

Bisexual po ako. I don't know kung bakit di mo mapaniwalaan and honestly, I don't care about what you think! I've had sex with both men and women.

Ang tanong, ilang babae at ilang lalaki? Baka 1:100 ang ratio mo! Haha! Saka sex? Like that's a good indicator of sexuality. Walang pinipili ang taong libog na libog. Narinig mo na ba kung gano kalamya boses mo? Napansin mo ba kung gaano ka ka-gay wearing those purple pants, black sando topped with a gray off shoulder knitted jacket and white rimmed sunglasses? Feeling Korean? Saka teh, foundation day? Oh, and a cabinet filled with bottles of anti-aging, whitening and other beautification creams? Yeah right.

Huh? LOL! Narinig mo na ba yung term na metrosexual? Ikaw pala tong walang alam eh.

Metrosexual bordering transvestite? LOL!

Che!

Kenfeeeeeermd!



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7 comments:

canonista said...

I LOOOVE this post!

Thank you for slapping some reality to those fucking posers!

Mugen said...

The convo is so post-MIRC period. Lolz.

May Bi pa ba ngayon? Alam ko, nag evolve na lahat sila.

Blakrabit said...

@canonista: yeah! Don't you just hate them?

@master: LOL! Sadly, may mga "Bi" pa ngayon, master. Dami nila sa PR. hihihi.

shenanigans said...

misconceptions that leads to what??

brain damage? chos!

meron pa nga eh....

bicurious
tripper
queer
downe

ay naku! nakakaloka! yan yung mga choices sa downelink na di ko naman alam ang definition ng bawat isa ang alam ko lang lahat yan mga bading!

jetlander said...

love it! I used to say I'm bi, BAYOT! I know it's lame and old, just like Bi now and gay later...

Sean said...

marami pa palang mahilig sa labels.

the green breaker said...

lol @jetlander pareho ra gyud na bayot. pero, of course, some people get lost along the way, some get back to heterosexuality.