I deleted all my scratching post contacts.
I turn my head to girls passing by and give them a hot-or-not stare.
I'm having girl crushes.
Daydreams about having a girlfriend.. and having sex.
Attends a weekly Men's Group that talks about how to be a real man and - gasp! - the bible
And now I've been reading Sex & Love Guide for Men on how to satisfy girls for days now.
WHAT THE HELL?!?!
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